artie bucco: tony, you look terrible, i can barely tell you're italian. were you eating goblin meat again? tony: why do you ask? is there something wrong with goblin meat? artie: we've been over this tony. goblin meat is a last resort. it's full of toxins

tony: how come dwarves get to eat it all the time? artie: they got stomachs adapted to goblin meat. their ancestors were eating goblins for breakfast, lunch and dinner tony: the dungeon butcher said i would be fine and humans can eat goblin meat as long it's boiled first

artie: what did this butcher look like? tony: he looked reputable. short guy, green skin, pointy ears, sharp teeth. i could tell he was an experienced butcher

artie: that was a goblin who sold you that meat tony, you gagootz. he was probably selling you the body parts of his slain kin. who knows how long that meat was sitting out unrefrigerated tony: but he said i was getting a good deal. one bag of goblin toes for only a hundred gold

artie: <turns to carmela> can you believe this carm? he bought goblin toes. that is the worst part of a goblin. nobody eats the toes tony: madone, i was trying to be healthy. he said goblin toes were a superfood artie: how many did you eat?

tony: i ate the whole bag. it was like pirates booty. i thought they were healthy artie: the floods are coming my friend. you better brace yourself