Yet-Another-Reason to prefer Drivechain specifically (and fees in general):
* Transaction fees are priced in USD, not BTC
So if the exchange rate crashes, then this mostly won't affect fee-revenues.
This was my elementary school's version
Turns out -- it wasn't very fair to the "meanie"!
...and "mine-y" and "moe" - they never get chosen! I had no idea.