What our parents taught us 👇 1990s: ➡️ Get a university degree ➡️ Get a 9 to 5 job ➡️ Wear a suit and tie ➡️ Get promoted ➡️ Get married ➡️ Buy a house ➡️ Have kids and a dog ➡️ Retire at 65 2026 in the 🌎 ➡️ Pick a degree and pray hashtag#AI doesn’t kill the job before you graduate ➡️ Compete with people, algorithms, and outsourcing at the same time ➡️ Pay absurd rent ➡️ Stay focused in an economy designed to destroy your attention ➡️ Fight overstimulation, addiction, and constant comparison ➡️ Delay stability ➡️ Delay everything ➡️ Survive and call it freedom And then people wonder why the new generation looks anxious 🙃