I forgot that even a single drop of whisky decimates my gut flora

Going to be late to my own rehearsal

Does anyone else need a solid 20 minutes to cool down after a shower or should I get my thyroid checked

Time to find out how well beer and barbecue for lunch translates to a chest and shoulder pump

Completely unrelated im sure

Fiancee and I are cooking dinner for the whole family tomorrow night We are making ground beef and rice

>write a ton of abstract reusable code >codebase is now 5x larger than it needs to be >none of it gets reused >nobody understands it >??? >move to a new team

I secretly changed our first dance song to dragula

this gif is frying me

chargin my doorbell with my couch 📈