I feel like a good solution here is to just create some cool name for a new mission like "Operation Game Over" and blow a bunch of random, meaningless stuff up tonight, declare total and complete victory tomorrow and pack it all in and bring all the American ships and soldiers home. Can I get an Amen?

"We defeated the bad guys, we have neutralized their nuclear capabilities, all in three weeks. We're bringing our boys home. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"