I just saw this eye-catching potted plant at the barbershop and asked the owner if it was real. The owner said it was real, but I didn't believe it, thinking she was just trying to fool me, so I insisted on betting 100 yuan. In the end, without saying a word, she picked up a big pair of scissors and cut one open for me, and it actually had flesh and seeds inside. That's why, even after getting my haircut, I'm still lingering in the shop: I want to drink her cola, smoke her cigarettes, and try to recoup my losses.