~ Day in my life as a matchmaker ~ Me: what do you think of Brian? Woman: he's cute! I'm open to meeting him *meow* Me: did you just meow? Woman: yes, I'm a cat! Me: oh, you didn't mention that before, tell me more? Woman: I identify as a cat. Me: oh, hmm... I'm not sure Brian's looking for a cat. Woman: that's OK *rings bell into phone, then hangs up*