Unemployed: I lack valuable skills Unemployable: I possess valuable skills that would make me an undeniable asset at a variety of places, but I am unwilling to entertain an employment opportunity unless the team not only allows, but actively encourages me to continue pursuing spontaneous side quests, capitalizing on asymmetric bets, and authentically expressing my true self online; and if such an opportunity were to serendipitously present itself and also align with my core interests, financial goals, and lifestyle preferences, only then would I be openminded to exploring a conversation accordingly