"Go serverless" they said. "No infrastructure to manage" they said. Now you have: - 94 Lambda functions - Cold start issues you can't fix - Timeouts you can't control - Debugging that's a nightmare - CloudWatch logs that cost $800/month - Vendor lock-in so deep you can't leave And your bill? Higher than running everything on EC2. Serverless doesn't mean no servers. It means no control over servers you're paying premium prices for.