things I noticed the most while my bf was out of town for 2 weeks: - turns out a trash bag does not take itself out - the bed is actually bigger - no “I’m on my way” texts - the AC is off and it’s nice and warm - no one is here to say “you’re overthinking it” so I’ve been overthinking in peace - had one in-person conversation all week and it was with the food delivery guy - zero mysterious socks in places socks were never meant to be - no podcast video at 2x speed in the background - the toilet seat has remained loyally down for 14 days straight - I can eat snacks without anyone judging my “dinner” choices - no surprise bro talk happening on speakerphone in the living room - my WiFi isn’t competing with six open exchanges, three monitors and a zoom call