OpenAI offering a MINIMUM GUARANTEED return of 17.5% for private equity funds. More early access to models that the public hasn't seen yet. Think about it: the most valuable AI company in the world needing to guarantee returns to raise capital. Is this the act of a company desperate for capital or a company that knows the real return will be much greater than 17.5%? In crypto, we call this a "fixed rate vault." In TradFi, they call it a "deal structure."