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We did it.
@dranthonygustin and I just built the protein bar the industry didn’t want you to have: one actually made for HUMANS.
@eatlineage Protein Bar – 100% real food, no garbage.
Why most bars suck (and aren’t for humans):
- Fake fats like EPG (esterified propoxylated glycerol) → causes “oily spotting” / anal leakage / discharge (yes, really)
- Artificial sweeteners, preservatives, mystery isolates
- Even “clean” ones load up on ultra-processed fiber syrups (tapioca, inulin, chicory root) that ferment in your gut, cause bloating, gas, inflammation.
We said enough. We wanted a bar you could literally make at home with real pantry staples – but better: high protein, tastes amazing, verified insanely clean.
Introducing the Lineage Protein Bar:
🐮 20g protein from grass-fed whey + collagen
🐄 Grass-fed beef tallow (real fat, not fake)
🍯 Raw organic honey
🥥 Organic coconut nectar
🫐 Organic freeze-dried berries & fruit
🧂 Salt
THAT’S LITERALLY IT. No gums, no isolates, no seed oils, no fake anything.
We didn’t half-ass this:
- Every single ingredient + every batch tested for 400+ contaminants (microplastics, pesticides/herbicides, mycotoxins, heavy metals)
- 2 full years of R&D to nail the taste, texture, and mouthfeel (it’s legitimately incredible – not “good for healthy,” actually craveable)
Mixed Berry and Chocolate are live now. More flavors in pipeline – comment your requests below! 👇
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