Serious note: This may be funny, but it's likely part of why juries are retarded and often award damages to people who don't deserve it. I'm convinced that since smart people try to get out of jury duty, juries are much less effective than they should be. How do we fix this?

I should say: How do we fix this while retaining juries as a thing? Singapore suspends them. That works. But it's not consistent with America's values.