THE DUBAI INFLUENCER MACHINE IS A GOVERNMENT PSYOP AND THE RECEIPTS ARE IN PLAIN SIGHT Let me show you exactly how this works. Step 1: UAE recruits foreigners with zero income tax. Step 2: Foreigners pour in — crypto bros, Instagram models, "lifestyle coaches," professional scammers. Step 3: UAE Media Council introduces mandatory $4,000 influencer licensing. Step 4: License terms say you must "respect the state and its politics." Step 5: License gets REVOKED if you post anything the government doesn't like. Step 6: Every influencer in Dubai now has one job — make Dubai look amazing. Always. This system was locked in on February 1, 2026. Exactly one month before Iran started bombing. Coincidence? The UAE government knew this was coming.