These are terrible takes. Bitcoin is an emerging store of value. You cannot ask it to emerge from nothing as mature as gold. Imagine it in 2009 as a newborn. It is 100% speculation. Now imagine it in 2050 or whenever, when every central bank owns it, and it’s as normal as gold. It’s 0% speculation. You cannot travel from 100% speculation to 0% speculation without ticking every gradient in between. The reason it doesn’t fit any individual box right now is it’s in the uncomfortable middle. But that’s a necessary part of the journey. Either you believe it’s literally impossible to create a digital store of value or you have to imagine it passing through exactly this teenage state.