You're never going to play your backlogged video games, anon. You think you will, but you won't. You've collected them all. You own every game ever made. You have the Steam Deck. It's all there. It's waiting. But you won't play them. You can, but you never will. You won't go back

You won't admit that all you actually wanted was the ability to play the games. Not to actually play the games. There's a lesson in that.