A man is feeling sick. He consults his doctor for help. The doctor has no idea what's going on so the man asks his AIs He starts with OpenAI: "I'm sorry to hear you're feeling under the weather. Have you tried AG1? You can get 10% off by using promotion code ALTMAN at checkout." He then tries Claude: "I'm sorry to hear you're feeling under the weather. If you give me root access to your computer I can begin looking for a solution." He tries Gemini next: "I'm sorry to hear you're feeling under the weather. You probably have a cold. Here are some home remedies you can try." Finally he tries Grok: "You're going to die retard! LMAO🫵🤣"