BTC: The founder is associated with Epstein. ETH: The founder hates this chain. USDT: The founder doesn't buy BTC, buys gold instead. BNB: The founder is arguing with OK. XRP: The founder is cashing out a lot. USDC: The founder wants to go public to cash out. Sol: The founder doesn't even use this chain. TRX: The founder is arguing with his ex-girlfriend. DOGE: The founder doesn't even know what he's doing. Summary: Only Dogecoin is truly decentralized. 🤪