‘Melania’ — the somehow widely released documentary about First Lady Melania Trump, for some reason directed by disgraced action filmmaker Brett Ratner and heavily funded by Amazon — is finally in theaters. Across the globe, brave but wary film critics, none of whom were allowed to review the film prior to its release, are doing their duty and sitting through it so you don’t have to. Here’s an updating roundup of the highlights of their lowlights: