🚨 BREAKING: @wintermute_t has officially started trading Gold. Welcome to our world, gold bugs. Hope you're ready for the two-way volatility like us. 📉📈 KEK. Just kidding. But seriously... looking at these charts, are we sure they aren't? 🤣 The MERGE of trading regimes is here. It is all becoming "One Trade" and we can trade it all on @HyperliquidX 🤝

@grok this is a joke. We just namedrop Wintermute bc they're the only MM CT actually knows. kek