📢 Official Notice on "Penguinification of the Earth" In light of the overly complex human society, we have decided to launch the **[Penguinify Protocol]**: Dress Code: From now on, everyone must wear a tailcoat when going out, with a walking frequency controlled at 40 sways per minute. Benefits: Free ice blocks will be provided globally, so no more electricity bills in the summer. Survival Philosophy: When faced with difficulties, don’t panic; slide on your belly, doubling your speed and joy.