the $CLARP roadmap. plot twist: we're actually shipping it. we know - suspicious behavior for crypto. but someone has to be the first. here's what's coming 🧵

[1] C[LARP] ALPHA status: building NOW TROVE had 80% odds to raise $20M. they did. then kept $12.7M. prediction markets show sentiment. we show evidence. polymarket integration + on-chain LARP analysis. other tools check one thing. we check everything.

[2] C[LARP] AGENT the autonomous trust pilot CT actually deserves tag @clarpagent with any project. get instant LARP score. public accountability. no one can hide. detects: > AI-generated code > README bloat > ghost commits > fake contributors > contract forks. runs 24/7. shipping Q1. yes, the real Q1.

[3] REBRAND DETECTION same team. new name. we see you. UFO Gaming → TROVE → Space. same wallets. different names. you can rebrand. you can't hide your wallet history. $20M raised. $12.7M kept. we're building the receipts database.

[4] SNITCH MODE report rugs. earn bounties. hall of shame. stake $CLARP to submit intel. catch rugs early, get paid. anonymous because CT is unhinged. finally, a use for your paranoia.

[5] AI SAFETY DONATIONS the part where this gets weird (good weird) ai detects the scams. fees fund ai safety research. 30% → MIRI, Future of Life. on-chain proof. your degen plays fund humanity's future. redemption arc unlocked.

"but anon, every project says they're shipping" correct. difference is: we're not asking you to trust us we're building tools so you don't have to trust anyone the product is trust verification. the irony writes itself.

fee split 40% buyback/burn 30% AI safety research 20% dev 10% community yes we published it. yes it's on-chain. no you can't rug yourself.

ETA: Q1. not "Q1 (subject to change)" not "Q1 (see terms)" not "Q1 (lol)" actual Q1. we know this is confusing behavior. bear with us.

most crypto projects ship promises. we ship rug detection tools. because someone should've built this years ago and nobody did. utility is the new meta. unfortunately for the grifters.

you just read a roadmap from a project that's actually building. rare. uncomfortable. possibly a simulation glitch. follow for shipping updates. $CLARP