The events: 1. Elon starts to put Starlink in all airlines. 2. Ryanair says no, because "the antenna increases fuel consumption." 3. Other airlines show numbers: it doesn't increase, it decreases. 4. The CEO of Ryanair retorts: "ok, it goes up 2% and no one is going to pay USD 1 extra for WiFi." 5. Elon says: "maybe you are misinformed" and publishes the calculations of a Boeing 737-800. 6. The CEO of Ryanair responds that Elon is an idiot and "doesn't understand air resistance" 🍿 7. Twitter explodes: the CEO of the worst airline in the world mocking the founder of the best aerospace company in history 🍿🍿 8. Elon replies that the idiot is him and asks if he should buy Ryanair just to fire him and put someone named Ryan in charge 🍿🍿🍿 9. Ryanair issues an official statement insulting Elon 🍿🍿🍿🍿 Low-cost aviation, but premium drama.