touch ID, face ID, auth app #4, okta, type master 1password, autofill doesn't work, set up passkey but in 1password not in chrome or "icloud keychain access", per-app 6 digit PIN ankified, inactive for 5 minutes so we've logged you out, open app to verify, magic link, aaaaghhhhh

why do i need a 2 factor authentication to order some toothpaste make it stop