Trump: "I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize, so I want to get Greenland." Dear Jonas (Prime Minister of Norway): In light of your country's decision not to award me the Nobel Peace Prize, despite my having prevented more than eight wars, I no longer feel obligated to only consider peace, although peace will always be my top priority, but I can now think about what is beneficial for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from invasion, and on what basis do they claim 'ownership'? There are no written documents, just a ship that landed there hundreds of years ago, but we also had ships land there. Since NATO was established, I have contributed more to NATO than anyone else, and now NATO should do something for the United States as well. Unless we have complete control over Greenland, the world will not be safe. Thank you! President Trump