When I go to the doctor I’m just faking that I’m “their patient” to take advantage of their access to regulated hardware. I casually ask to take photos of what’s on their screen. When I get home, the real appointment begins.

Current state of medicine:

Optometrist: Your eyes look fine, they don't look dry. You can put a warm compress on them though. AI: You should get your oil glands scanned… Yep, your glands look like you're a 70yo. Since you mention you're "rich and lazy", there's a way to do 1yr of warm compress in 12 min.