If you're still using Zoom, you're cooked. Their April 2025 privacy policy collects "mouse movements, clicks, keystrokes or actions" during meetings. That's not crash telemetry. That's behavioral surveillance. The promise not to train AI on your audio and video is misdirection. "Service Generated Data" which includes telemetry, usage patterns, who you talk to, when, for how long is theirs to use for machine learning. Your social graph was never part of the deal. Zoom employees can access your content for "support reasons." A support ticket becomes a master key. Account owners control everything else. AI features, archiving, which third-party apps get your audio, video, messages, contacts. You don't approve these. Your employer does. "Enhanced Features" process facial geometry and voiceprints server-side. Their AI Companion requires disabling E2EE. Privacy and functionality are mutually exclusive by design. CVE-2025-64740: The VDI installer doesn't verify cryptographic signatures properly. Local privilege escalation to SYSTEM. They want your keystrokes and biometrics but can't sign their own binaries correctly. Participants get a popup when AI is enabled. Your choices are "Proceed" or "Leave." If it's a required work call, that is not consent. The policy is written for account owners. If you're an employee, you're inventory.