Gay. Everyone is gay now. Men are gay. Women are gay. Nobody is horny. Nobody is in love. It’s just mental illness with occasional sex. Crippling anxiety. Checklists. Nobody is having fun. No joie de vivre. No passion. No eroticism. People think they’re being serious when they do this interrogation thing but it’s just fear. You can find out everything you need to know about somebody by just doing things together. Have fun. Make plans that go awry. You have to actually live in the moment though. You know when it’s really easy to lie? In an interview. And it’s just so boring. Everyone is so boring. You can do this all your own way but you have to do things. Go do things! Drag your friends out. Throw parties. Talk to strangers. Hit on people. Ask for phone numbers. Slide into DMs. Fly across the country. Set up your friends. In every city thousands of people go out every weekend because they want something to happen and nothing is happening. Go make something happen.