How long has it been since you last pooped? When was the last time you pooped? Are you pooping right now? What color is it? What does it smell like? Did you poop today? Go poop. Go poop without being defined. Go poop where you need to go. Tell your family, friends, and siblings that you are pooping. Don't be afraid, poop boldly. Pooping is not a crime, it is not defined.