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the green flags in a mans apartment are just "I get laid" regularly which isnt actually a green flag inherently it just means he has female optics down.
Nov 19, 05:23
Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment:
1. Expensive candles
2. Nice hand soap
3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator
4. No clothes on the floor
5. No dishes in the sink
6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1)
7. Owns a hairbrush
8. Plants that are alive
9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar
10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”)
11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired
you guys are hopeless. How about things like "has a good relationship with his parents" or "is good with children"
I would actually say, having expensive candles and expensive hand soap is too performative and is probably a red flag if you ask me
the rest of your list is just "I pay for a cleaning lady"
like on god if you came to my apartment and I had Aesop hand soap and blob's mom's candles, you'd probably be like "why does he even know about Aesop and why does he have a candle brand that I never heard of"
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