Holy shit. After 12 long years of rejection after rejection, my ban at @coinbase has been lifted. I am once again an account holder, all thanks to a simple tweet to @cobie. The man stepped in and has been getting funds unstuck, wrongful account bans lifted, and so much more in just a matter of weeks since joining. If it was ever a question, he is the undisputed goat of CT. Now let me get to bidding.