🚨 DAD HITS LAUNCH MODE IN HIS PORSCHE TURBO S - AND HIS KID STARTS FLOATING Revs screaming. Turbos spooled. The kid braces knees up, eyes wide open no idea what’s coming. Then BOOM - launch control detonates. The car fires forward so hard the kid literally floats off the seat in mid-air like zero gravity. 2.2 seconds to 60. The car rockets. The kid levitates. Dad just laughs. Is this bad parenting or the best childhood ever?