So you are on your 33rd overseas trip in just 16 months as Prime Minister by attending the annual jamboree of hypocritical virtue - the COP30 climate conference in Brazil. As well as ripping up trees in the Amazon rainforest to build a 8 mile highway to COP30, hundreds of delegates will arrive on private jet to tell us plebs how to save the planet. Oh and btw, according to the Office for Budget Responsibility, net zero will cost more than £800 billion in public money over the next two decades.