We are now happy to report you’ll need our approval for every single transaction you’d want to make. You THINK it’s your money: not anymore. We don’t like your taste in books, too controversial, the food you choose, the movies you watch. You haven’t worked enough this week. You haven’t aligned with our policies about what you like to do in your bedroom. Your religion. Your political ideas. So no steak for you tonight. No vacations this year. And if you don’t agree with our policies - or even make a tweet like this one, really - we might just seize it altogether at will. With one simple click. Teehee. Aren’t CBDC just great?