> Monad airdrop farmers after TGE. > Dudes sidelined on $ASTER. > CT after converting $MASK to USDC. > Your PNL after you take a screenshot. > Telegram airdrops after depositing 5 $TON > Your PC after downloading the game from that discord dude. > @boldleonidas portfolio after buying the top. > Content creators after Sei Creator Funds S1/S2 > Candlestick after KOL shills on X > Pumpfun streamers after hitting $200 in creator rewards. > Your airdrop allocation after getting listed on Binance Alpha. > Dudes after flipping an NFT WL on Exaverse. > Founders after making trillions from tokens. > Your money after you bridge on Relay Protocol. > Aztec node runners after @clairekart tweeted > Your hairline after switching barbers or turning 20. > Your mental health joining crypto in 2025. > me after drafting this post by 3:20 AM now posting by 5:07PM