A man was arrested after disguising himself as a toilet and sneaking into the women's restroom yesterday. He was quickly captured several hours later when a customer noticed the toilet sneezed as she tried to flush it. The toilet has been banned from Celina 52 Truck Stop for 30 days.

Hi everyone, We did not create the $CELINA token, but someone in this space did, and several people reached out to us afterward asking us to accept the "creator fees". After some consultation, we did accept and receive the creator fees through the official system, and are grateful that the community supports what we do. We will use the fees to improve our content and continue build on the world we've created the past five years, in addition to making everything more "real". I'm not going to pretend that I understand crypto or know why this happened, so I've been researching as much as possible the last week, which is why we have been pretty quiet to this point, trying to figure out what is allowed. It's amazing to me that this is even possible and that people want to support us in this way. Remember to do your own research and only put in what you can afford to lose. This is not financial advice. We did not create this project and will not tell anyone to buy or sell. Thanks for supporting Celina 52 and we hope you continue to enjoy our content. I've enjoyed seeing all the memes and things posted in here!

Our short-lived Employee Grease Lathering program has been discontinued immediately. Coating our female Cashiers in a thick layer of Crisco was meant to discourage unwanted touching and conversation. Unfortunately, the experiment had the opposite effect. We will being looking for new ways to make our employees unapproachable going forward.