creating a support chat for the lunar eclipse in Pisces

do you want (1) a review copy and/or (2) me to come to your city on book tour

Karlie Kloss is the most powerful woman in America right now

champagne for my real friends cryptic pain for my crypto friends

there is a particular glow to people that have never had to worry about money unfortunately the ceiling on their humor is about 6/10

wow…who would text this…

I’m a noted New Hampshire hater but it’s weird there is no New York to New Hampshire pipeline

they’re saying no Toyotathon this year because we’ve been bad :/

now i understand why finance bros have ego complexes bc waking up at 6 is making me feel like taking a cold shower and tweeting things like Whatever you want I want it More

I don’t think time is linear…. Thought I’d share !