Staff of Dul’gan #29

The day he was born, his father picked him up, looked at him, and said, “my son will be a total dick.” Dick Chimney was born into a lineage of powerful warlocks; it was inevitable that he would immerse himself in the Dark Arts. By the age of fifteen, he had already mastered opening portals to other dimensions, casting potent spells, and capturing souls. His journey into greater darkness began at the age of twenty when he ventured into the realm of orcs and encountered the legendary warlock Dul’gan. For many years, Dick trained under Dul’gan’s guidance, learning forbidden magic that far surpassed the spells he had mastered on Earth. When the time came to unleash his newfound power on the world, Dul’gan gifted Dick his staff. Shrouded in a swirling dark mist, the Staff of Dul’gan carries immense power. With a mere thought, the wielder can cast the spell of fear, reducing even the bravest warriors to trembling, frozen pussies, consumed by terror. Armed with the Staff of Dul’gan, Dick Chimney extended his influence into the highest echelons of power. His mastery of fear allowed him to manipulate and control the most powerful figures on the planet, turning the leader of the free world into nothing more than a puppet. Behind the scenes, Dick orchestrated global events, striking dark deals with the enemy and executing a calculated attack on his own country to justify a war for his own gain. His oil rigs on the sands of Iraq still stand tall.