1/ The most powerful hacker in the world right now is femboy·cat who is able to control 5% of Internet hosts, making them the all-time champion of the IPv4 Games.

Visualization of Knuth-Morris-Pratt substring search algorithm (haystack on left, needle on right) being torture tested using Fibonacci words.

That's how you know they're not crooked. Meanwhile, here in the SF Bay Area, I've seen elected officials get paid 4 figure salaries to manage 9 figure budgets.