The (vol) song, remains the same...a low volume lullaby featuring SPX 1m realized of 7.7 and 10d of 6.1. And if you've not fallen asleep yet, 1m realized correlation on the SPX of 4% should help you get there. Above, a CBOE Index illustrating the performance of owning weekly straddles on a delta-hedged basis. Very difficult since Trump's "anti-liberation day" on 4/9. Next week has 42% of the market cap of the SPX report, an FOMC meeting (watch your Truth Social accounts for a Trump rant) and NFP... not a bad week for catalysts.

Capitalism is gonna be the scapegoat for all of whatever this is

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Option webinar and moontower happy hour today at 1pm pdt

Got my copy...@dollarsanddata writing has been a great source of money knowledge. His writing is also highly giftable because it's good, accessible, and broadly relevant

I must have scrolled thru a thousand Ozzy posts today and I'm heartened as I haven't seen even one negative one. Misogynists, racists having their normal day at the office here but there's no Ozzyists Morbid curiosity but I'll go check that bluesky. Ngl, a little nervous

Current AIC bassist Inez AIC from Ozzy in 93' after Starr died

The Prince of Darkness' Pep Rally before floating through the Pearly Gates

I'm not crying you're crying Best thing I've seen in so long. Absolute legend.

This is 1970 The extent to which Ozzy and Sabbath was a rift in time is insane. I can't imagine what it must have been like to have heard this for the first time after just listening to Yellow Submarine