I got bored so i simulated 5 roulette betting strategies over 100 hands (20000 trial each), starting with a 100$ bankroll and 5$ bet size. -Reverse Martingale crashes early — high variance, fast ruin. -Double on Both dies quickly. -Hybrid & Martingale lose slowly. -Modified Reverse Martingale holds up best, bleeding the least.

more buyers than sellers innit

we’re running it back

With participation + volumes rising, we're seeing greater dispersion as traders hunt for the next big move. Correlation among the top 100 assets has dropped to its lowest level in a year, and I expect this to show up in pockets of out-performance.

A 'hard-asset' bid has been the dominant theme this month, with traders rotating into 'real assets' as inflation edges higher. Physical commodities - Lithium, Platinum, Silver - have outperformed, catching up to Gold's move earlier in the year. At the same time, 1-year inflation swaps trade higher, and at 3.53% are significantly over the Fed's 2% target.

They're tracking stablecoin performance on CNBC like it's gonna have a move

Spot the beach-ball

“Mommy, how did daddy get so rich?” “He ran a low-beta spread trade, printed 2%, then told people without an ISDA to stay in their lane.”

Brits wanna join the cuck train with ze Europoors now. Sure, go ahead and sell a hard asset to “plug your black hole” for what, one week? My sister in christ; you know the saying? “A week’s plug of fiscal gap, a lifetime pain of fiscal trap.”