Totally gonna keep running those sequencers in one year, the token won't reduce 95% in price either

I've so many secrets that could benefit society

Sydney Sweeney is the difference between a low float, high liabilities, billon dollar fdv, silicon valley ivy league token versus a thriving grassroots fair launch token with 500m ARR and a cracked skitzo team

🚨Transcript reveals Chainalysis ran Tornado Cash relayer, witness to testify to fees earned, purchase of TORN tokens

The treasury is the product.

The SF prenup women are unfazed by this bro

federal honeypot psyop in progress

Bonkers UMA Nonsense, Vol 73🧵 A NASCAR race took place Sunday. $10,000 in trades on Polymarket. Denny Hamlin won. Market paid out. Easy. But behind the scenes, this event is the largest & dumbest dispute in UMA history. $60,000 was on the line, 6 TIMES the underlying market.

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Since the cat's out of the bag... We’re excited to introduce the 'Academic Secretariat' - a new EF team focused on building academic pathways, growing Ethereum research, and deepening our presence in top universities. More below 👇