If the fate of the world were resting on it, how would you smuggle a full grown chimpanzee through TSA?

me: it's not okay to hit your sister 5yo: is it okay to kill Vladimir Putin? me: ...yes, if you were in a situation where it was somehow relevant it's okay to kill Vladimir Putin 5yo: well, my sister is WORSE than Vladimir Putin

If you didn't know, I have a survey that tells you how your childhood compares to others, along a few different dimensions! Answer questions about your childhood, and it gives you scores. I'd love to see what you score, post screenshots in comments

For every organ involuntarily taken, there are thousands of willing donors being forcibly prevented from giving their organs to someone they want to save. Why aren't all those deaths newsworthy too?

our ancient curse was that men go die in wars and women do childrearing. but we've gone and lifted men's curse and not women's, and the resulting fury at the inequality is the thing we call feminism. we won't find equality again until we solve childrearing

half of sex discourse wouldn’t exist if people simply acknowledged that some folks are perverts in ways that don’t hurt anyone, and that shouldn’t bother you.

my last blog post was a lot of synthesizing and repeating facts I've been reading about in various books. it was SO easy to write, way moreso than the posts where I generate original theory on my own. i see why ppl do fact-regurgitation writing so much

help im good at collecting data but horrible at analyzing it. im swamped with massive juicy datasets that cannot squeeze through my tiny little bottleneck of a brain

At manifest, a friend was playing "fuck marry kill" with three of the speakers we'll call A, B, and C. All the women he asked agreed they'd obviously fuck C. All the men he asked predicted women would fuck either A or B, and were shocked when the true C preference was revealed. I wish I could say who these people are (all are well known here on X), but that would be rude. Instead I'll say that A and B were perfectly nice and professional, while C kinda looked like he just crawled out of a sewer. I say this as sexual flattery.

the amount i enjoy clients has increased SO MUCH in the last year or two, since i've started finding clients from aella-land (as opposed to just escort marketing). they're so good sometimes i feel like 'should i be the one paying you??'