*founder tweets [insane thing with zero explanation]* Threadguy: “So why did you tweet [insane thing with zero explanation] after the launch?” Founder: “Oh well I think [insane thing with zero explanation] is pretty self-explanatory”

President Trump personally watches my onchain wallets and waits for me to open a perp long to announce a new tariff

“I wish Base would die” Chief golden retriever Jesse: “Well guess what? I love you. You are valued. Your criticisms are heard. I still want you onchain. Base is for everyone. Coin it. can I offer you a cold-pressed Erewhon juice to brighten your day?”

It’s almost surreal going out in public now and realizing that none of the people around you have any idea that you’re a top Kaito yapper

Base is the chain for people who love Ted Lasso

I didn’t think I’d become one of those parents but when I go out to dinner now with my 4 year old I just bring him an iPad so he can trade on Hyperliquid

crypto was just very early to calling it all a scam. We all got ostracized for going financial nihilist and now nearly everyone’s vision of the future is some form of “hope you can hypergamble and spin it up” this cycles success stories (so far) are all ways to gamble really hard

Blackstone and KKR and all the other mega private equity guys are going to tokenize their funds onchain because they really want to democratize access. They really want retail to be able to participate in the ownership of HVAC rollups. They really want to make the world more fair

Still the first inning of the bull run. Also the 9th inning of full societal collapse. Guess what comes next? if you know reach out I genuinely have no idea