* Start war * Give 5 different reasons for war * 80% disapproval * Immediately blow up little girls school surrendering all moral high ground * Kill leadership which is immediately replaced by more radical leadership * Declare victory * Have no contingency plan for closing the straits of Hormuz * Have no clear victory conditions * Gas prices skyrocket * Economy craters * Service members killed, taxes wasted, bases blown up, no material gain for the American public * Continue declaring victory Worst war ever conducted