"hey jason, thanks for coming in on such short notice. listen, there is no easy way to say this but we are going to have to terminate your employment, effective immediately kevin from accounting just automated your entire quarter’s work and produced a superior outcome in one day that would have taken you 3 months and let’s be honest, your job consisted of taking data from our source and inputting it into another and communicating your findings to the sales department in emails. it’s time that we don’t do this manually ang longer. anyways, if it makes you feel any better, you are not the only one being replaced. your entire department was fired this morning. you will get 1.5 months of severance and here is the reference i had claude spit out for your next job. good luck, my dear, and as i said before: we REALLY appreciated you as a member of our company. to us, you were not just an employee. you were family… please close the door on your way out and let sarah know that she can come in. byeeee"