what it takes to land a job in 2026: 1. adding stupid numbers to your CV bullet points and sprinkle corporate bs all over it 2. one round of interviews about the company you don’t really care about 3. five rounds of interviews to test your skills they don’t really care about 4. “I regret to inform you…” 5. it was a ghost job all along, you were competing for something that never existed and failed miserably