Programmers are 74% exposed to AI. Bartenders are 0%. The white collar was never a shield, it was a target. Nobody's getting fired yet. Companies just stopped hiring the people who would've had those jobs, with entry-level roles for under-25s down 14% since ChatGPT launched. In this Anthropic chart, blue is what AI can do and red is what it's actually doing. The distance between them is what's left on the clock.