3 beers 75 or more degrees: Landshark 3 beers 55 or less degrees: Guinness 6 beers + : Michelob Beers south of America: modelo Beers east of America (Europe): peroni or blue moon Beers your weird cousin had in his fridge: voodoo rangers Beers for blacking out: sour monkeys Beers for when it’s miller time: miller light