Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! 🏴‍☠️⚓ Generals locked in... 🗝️ These clever scallywags at @rektdrinks be playin' hide-the-treasure across the seven seas o' stores! Two different ports, two different cities, and the bilge rats tried to stash their bounty from yer ol' pirate captain! 🥤💎 Spied an end-cap right next to the rum aisle, stuffed to the gunwales with stock just before I weighed anchor. Treasure secured, me hearties!!! 🏴‍☠️🔒🍍 Pro Tip from the briny deep: Always swab the deck and look high 'n low, they ain't always sittin' pretty on a shelf, arr! 👀🗺️ 30 more cases = 1.5 billion $REKT doubloons waitin' to be claimed! 💰🌊 If I had to wager me last piece o' eight on one crew settin' the course for all future voyages... it's @rektdrinks, ye mark me words. They be the ones leadin' the armada! 🚢🔥 Who's joinin' the hunt? Drop anchor and hoist the colors! 🏴‍☠️🥤 $REKT or walk the plank!